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Are we back to port yet?! I'm tired of just sitting here...

<takes swig of rum>
 

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Moppet: What and you think I am NOT board steering, and lowering the sails, and peeling potatos, and scrubbing the decks, and cleaning the rudder, and steering the helm, and making tea!!! Do you! Because frankly you are just sitting there and that is NOT very fair and I am MOSt outraged and we are NOT going to get home at this RATE! *boats pulls into port* On the other hand...

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CUT TO Moppet Home, where Father walks in the door.

Father: Honey, I'm home! *to camera* What no dinosaur? *flintstones reference* Hi dear, look, I'm so sorry about the whole pirate thing, and the mistake you made about Rosa, and the whole Jack going over-board in more ways than one, but...*stops in the entrance to the living room...jaw slightly apart*

Mrs Moppet Senior: *she stands, one diamond-encrusted glove resting delicatly on the matlepiece and the other hand without glove on one hip, with silver triangle glasses and pert lips* Hello Gardy. It's been a while.

Father: Mom?
 

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Finally! Took you long enough...

<takes swig of rum and walks home>
 

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Father: Mom?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Is it such a suprise that I should bring my private jet back to America and visit my darling boy?

Father: Mom!

Mrs Moppet Senior: Well, feel free to say, Welcome. *runs fingers across the top of the mantlepiece and lifts finger to reveal dust* Hm. *eyebrow raise*

Father: Mom...

Mrs Moppet Senior: Shut your mouth, dear, we are not fishing for flies.

Father: *shuts mouth* Mmm?

Mrs Moppet Senior: I am very well in health if somewhat out of salts in spirit, thank you for inquireing. And I'd love a cup of tea if you have Lady Grey? *takes a seat*
 

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*At the Coles... Well, well... Isn't this nice. Grandma K, Izzy, and my three little ones enjoying themselves with a family breakfast. Think I'll just go on ahead and see if I can arrange something for this afternoon. Will probably call home from Magic School around lunchtime to check with Izzy what it is the girls want to do. After all, they just got ungrounded and I'd imagine they want to have some outdoors fun.
*Leaves for work at Magic School without anyone noticing his departure.
 

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Riding around in the Yak-Mobile

Yakky: See what I mean?

*torn clothes* (slur words) Whats?

Yakky: Thats what I mean. Now were going home.

(slur words) Ok mommy. *falls asleep*

Back at the Moppet's house.........

Biggy: Lookie there. It's Mairin. Hey there Mairin.

Vic Robot: Who?

Biggy: Kyle's sister.

Vic Robot: Kyle's-sister.

Biggy: Yep. What's that in her hand?

Vic Robot: *scans the bottle* Seems-to-be-rum.

Biggy: Rum?! Why is Mairin drinking that stuff? Hey Mairin, you don't need that stuff. *grabs the bottle of rum out of Mairin's hands* This stuff is bad for you. *throws the bottle behind him*

Vic Robot: *catches before it breaks on sidewalk* No-litter-ing. Bad-idea.

Biggy: Whoops. Sorry 'bout that Vic Robot.

Vic Robot: *a piece of him opens up and he throws it into the trashcan type thing*
 

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*runs into Adam's house and slams the door and checks the windows like a fugitive. Mother see's Adam looking at her as if she's lost her marbles*

Adam! You have have have to have an assignment for me. I cannot stay in that house a minute longer! She's driving me nuts! At least you wound up with a great Mother-in-law...ppppllllleeeeaaaasssseeee tell me you and headmaster have some little something for me to do.
 

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Hey! That was mine! Humph! Big oaf! Stupid Toaster!

<Stroms away, walks trough living room>

Hey Mr. Moppet. Greetings Mr. Moppet's guest.
 

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*sees Christy tear out of the Moppet's heading to see Adam at Magic School*
Hmm, hope everything is all right over at the Moppets. I know Christy's mother-in-law is visiting. Oh well, I'm sure Adam will let me know if anything is amiss. Now then, I need to get lunch ready and then the girls can finally go play outside after their long grounding. I have so much to do before they can go to school! *sigh* My babies are growing up.
 

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*At Magic School office... Christy? Everything OK Sis?
Oh... Bo's mother? Well, you'd have to check with Headmistress Featheringill to see if she might have any assignments, however minor for you. But you can't run from her forever... After all, it's your family not hers.

Excuse me a moment please Sis...
*Calls home to see what/where Izzy and the girls want to go or do for an afternoon outing/dinner.
If Headmistress has no assignments, then maybe you can busy yourself getting the things those twins of yours will need for starting the term here. Or you could just jet away for a little mini-vacation. But like I said, you'll have to have a "talk" with Bo's mom sooner or later.
 
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