"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Mother: *standing behind Jack glaring at Father* Excuse me? My only problem is you!

Jack Sparrow: As much as I'd love to stay for your little maritial problems. *ducks out of the way*

Mother: Rosa...you can kill him now...and you better do it before I beat you to the punch!

Jack Sparrow: *puts an arm around Mother* Now about that little island...

Mother: *rolls eyes and elbows him in the stomach*

 

[Beauregard]

*sword swings and flips Jack's hat from his head* Nice bluff Mother, I think you got his disarmed there...must be a bluff, Rosa kill me indeed...Jack, hold it right there would you...

 

[christyb]

Mother: *draws a sword against Father* Who says I'm speaking to you or that's a bluff?

Jack Sparrow: *tries to duck off Mother turns around to attack with her sword which Jack meets with his* Or I could stick around for a while.

 

[Beauregard]

How rude...*swords bat of one another, clashing and glittering* Oh, Mother, did I mention that I booked theatre tickets for tonight? I thought we could see that play that was advertised on the back page of the paper...did you read about it at all?

 

[christyb]

Jack: *in the midst of a three way swordfight* Do you really think that's going to sweep her off her feet?

Mother: *steps a little closer to the plank* You're still in hot water sailor.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *swings Jacket off over sword and whips it under Jack's feet* That may just sweep you off yours...*clashes swords with Mother* Well, we could go another night if it's more convinient?

 

[christyb]

Mother: No I think now is convient *turns to meet Jack's sword then Father's* After all you're obsessed with another woman....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Now that's unfair! *meets Jack's sword with own, angles towards the plank* Rosa got caught up in this whole mess, I was mearly being a gentleman. *meets Mother's sword* Unlike the man you seem so intrigued by...who doesn't even use conditioner by the looks of him...

 

[christyb]

Jack: Being a gentleman isn't flirting with another woman, mate. That's being a pirate. *meets mother's sword backing up slightly*

Mother: *nicks Father's cheek with her sword turning to clash against Jack's* Jack and I dated long before we ever married. Since when did you and Rosa start having a thing?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: What is it with you and thinking that every Timmie, Dot, and Harriet who enter my life just have to be... *attacks Jack*...involved. We never did have a thing...or I didn't...Rosa might have had a thing...but I'm over it...she is, rahter, not that she did, but she just ended up in uncomfortable situations, in an attempt to save my life...there was the car thing, and the van thing...well, not Things...er...things...Behind you!!! *distracts them both and dives between the two to behind them where the battle begins in another direction*