"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[RedDragon]

To late! I've already found another boyfriend...

Flashback to 5 seconds ago...

Mairin: <walks up to random guy> You're my boyfriend now.

Guy: uh....ok

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *falls to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* How...How could you...*cries* I am so...So...SINGLE!! WAHHH!!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: That's not my problem.

Guy: Is this your ex-boyfriend?

Mairin: Yes...

Guy: It's a good thing you got out of that relationship....what a dolt

Mairin: Indeed. Oh by the way Jack, this is my new boyfriend. His name is Som. Som Randum Guye.

Som: <waves> Hey.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: But...But...I CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YOU KNOW! WATCH! VIIIIIIIIIIIBS!!!!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I won't even go into how wrong that is...

Som: What?

Mairin: *whisper in ear*

Som: Oh....ew....that's illegal...

Mairin: Yeah, but <shrugs> what can ya do?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Ok fine, if you want me to do it legally, I'll go find that Grey kid. She's pretty...And funny...And ALOT nicer than that shovel stealer over there...

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *strides towards Jack* Miss Vibs Moppet is sleeping. *holds a sexy, ring filled hand towards Jack and gives him a firm hand shake* You must be Jack Bandit. I've heard a lot about you. *sultry eyebrow raise* What can I do for you? Sorry, I'll playback. What can you do for me?

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: It was Free! And I saw it first!.....And you can't have Grey! She's my brother's girlfriend!

Som: Oh snap, man! You can't steal a guy's girl! Espeacially when the guy is related to your ex!

Mairin: I think you sould listen to him...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *stares at Mrs. M. Senior* ...Excuse me...I just threw up in my mouth...And me? Listen to THAT? Som Guye? Me Jack Bandit, listen to HIM?! ...Ok...

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs M Senior: *eyes narrow and lips twist into a less than unpleasent smile* Replay, Jackie boy. I know your name, and I know your game. Luckily for you, my son is a moron or he's have picked up your slips a long time ago and given you the pink slip. Now that's settled, let's start with a friendly chat, shall we?