"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Jack Sparrow: *points to the crows nest* He still is one for doing the extremely stupid isn't he?

Mother: Tell me about it.

Jack Sparrow: Well you coulda had me love.

Mother: *rolls eyes*

OCC: To everyone else. Jack Sparrow's appearance is a one time thing. Please don't anyone else drag fictional characters into the game. It doesn't make sense. I'm doing it to get on Beau's nerves.

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: Moppet, *leans closer to him* not now. *pushes him away* Well well well, Jack sparrow - sorry - Captain Jack sparrow.. *walks slowly and elegant over to him.* Seaturtles huh? *grabs his collar* WHAt are you really doing here you coward!? No lies this time.

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: *rolls eyes* Oh no...Jack...I have no idea what he is doing here...

Hevej: Stealing our treasure...and wives...and things...

Moppet: Oh no...Rosa...she's just going to get herself into more trouble...

Hevej: Don't...do anything.

Moppet: Oh no...Hevej...I'm about to do something...

 

[christyb]

Jack Sparrow: *pries Rosa's fingers off his shirt* Giselle darling...*sees Rosa's face* Darlene? Desdomona?

Mother: Rosa you idiot!

Jack Sparrow: Rosa! Yes, Rosa I knew that! Well darling I saw this pretty little boat I mean ship anchored here in the middle of nowhere. It flies pirate colors you see and has no crew. So I decided to commandier this ship take the treasure, sail to Tortuga, find my crew, and pillage and plunder to my black's heart content.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: No crew, no crew...that man is really getting on my wick...

Moppet: Now, if we cut this rope here, we could swing down and...

Hevej: No crew! *insulted*

Moppet: Yes, I know there's no crew but I'm talking about a rescue, not a cruise...

Hevej: No crew...

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: *stares at Jack - didn't get a word - is blondie* ... You left me at the alter!! Oh and by the way, I'm not going to slap you...

 

[christyb]

Mother: I am though. *slaps Jack* You never told me about Giselle!

Jack Sparrow: All ancient history. *puts an arm around both girls* We can start over...just the three of us. I know about this little island that used to be a part of a rum run...

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: ... I'm going to punch you! *punches Jack sparrow* Oh dear..All I wanted was revenge over Moppet and now all this! Jack you beast, once you get up could you hand me that rum you're holding.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *shouts* Get your filthy fingers off my wife!
Moppet: And Rosa...
Hevej: And my ship! Er, his ship. *points at Father*
Moppet: What! You can hardly lay the ship on me at a moment like this when he's about to kill to the death the owner thereof!
Hevej: Just watch me...Jack Sparrow! He's challengeing your authority!
Moppet: I am not!
Hevej: Oh, in that case, he says to keep the wives...
Moppet: Alright, I am then! Fine! Jack Sparrow! Er...come up here to the crow's nest and we'll...
Father: ..talk things over? With a cup...or tea...spiked with rum?

 

[christyb]

Jack Sparrow: You know. When you two chaps make up your minds you can come down and we'll have a little talk. Besides, how do you challenge my authority when this isn't even my ship? Now Rosa love, when did you marry him? I thought you were going to marry me?