"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vibs]

Rosa: Well I once tried to kidnap your son, I suppose it's your son anyway Viq, the little boy who's quite.. he's got a...*shiver* twinsister.. anyway, me and me former love Otally were gonna kidna... - But never mind that hehehhe. Oh yes Jack Sparrow, I have seen him a few times in Tortuga, I swear that man's the second on my list over men I need to either kill or make them lives miserable. *takes bottle* - So Chissy dear, how are we gonna deal with the fact that I constantly have the need to strangle, hit and bury your husband alive? *hiccup* Speaking of which, where are the men?

 

[christyb]

Yes that's my son. He does have a twin. I also have another little girl but you've never met her. I know all about the kidnapping. Even if I was busy saving the world and running after a psychopath and the like. So how is old Jack. I heard he had a little run in inside Davy Jone's locker. Terrible luck with the Kracken and all. You kill him do call me. We have a little well unfinished business if you'd call it. *takes the bottle away from Rosa* Never could hold your liquor girl. No more for you. I have those urges too. However, I love him and cannot live without him. Just remember...you kill him and our friendship is over. Oh they're below. No worries about that.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej and Moppet: *climbing the back of a sail hand over hand*
Hevej: Are ye sure this is a good idea?
Moppet: If you are telling the truth in what ye say abou' Rosa being a blood thirsty archenemy...
Hevej: Of coruse I'm tellin' true
Moppet: ...then we need to warn her and get her away from my wife before she finds out and realizes she's been duped and kills the poor lass...
Hevej: ...you are going to save Rosa...
Moppet: Of course! She's saved me many 'a time.
Hevej: ...save her from yer wife...
Moppet: ...she'll get over it.

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: ... So anyway, I had bought the dress right, and then I figured that the darn man in the store had fooled me so I had paid 2 dollars more than I really should and so I *screams* DUCK!!!!!! *ducks*

 

[christyb]

*Mother backflips off the crow's nest and onto the horziontal part that holds up the sails you know that thing I can't think of the name for*

What in blue blazes do you think you're doing?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Ahh, I see you have backflipped onto the boom of this sail...
Moppet: Why oh why!
Father: She didn't know what it was called and...

Hevej: Stand back Mother Moppet...er..Christy thingame Cole whatsit...we have a settle to score, and your husband has to rescue the damsel in distress...

Moppet: She's wearing trousers...
Father: No, distress! Not dis-dress...

 

[The Count]

Oh just give 'em what for Christy...

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: Wait wait wait, hold it - excuse me? Do I LOOK like I need rescuing, and if I did do I look like I would need rescuing from... from... MOPPET? Who is dressed up in pirate clothes? What is going on here.. And these are NOT trousers this is a very very tight skirt! *puts a lock of hair behind ear* thank you. And moppet - don't think you can hide behind pirate clothing, you're still the old moppet I need to - eyes Christy - eh, hurt very badly but not kill.

 

[christyb]

OCC: Beau no fair for making fun of me b/c I don't know what that thingy is called. Just for that.....

Mother: *rolls eyes* Saving who? Rosa? From me? You must be daft man. *jumps down onto the deck*

From below comes a gentleman arrayed in Hevej's treasure holding a bottle of rum

Mother: *turns around* Where on earth did you come from?

Jack Sparrow: Seaturtles. After I escaped that terrible beastie I took two sea turtles and...*Mother slaps Jack* I'm not sure I deserved that.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *to Rosa without noticeing anything below* Listen, you can drop the act of being evil...Hevej definatly thinks you are and I set him fighting with Mother so that he would be distracted, so drop the bluff and run girl...woman...thing...lady...*cough*

Hevej: Er..Moppet...we may have a problem...

Moppet: Not now, I am trying to convince a very stuburn woman to dive over board...

Hevej: I know the feeling...