"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vibs]

Rosa: *turns around* - ... *sigh* Moppet, I am NOT on your side and you better fear me because I.. *hears something* .. what was that? *looks at Moppet* WHAT WAS THAT?!

 

[christyb]

*mother punches father so hard that he falls forward and off the crow's nest*

*Mother appears*

Oops..*looks up at Rosa* Well well long time no see...it's been what forever?

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: ... Christy..! Christy Nicola O'Connor Cole Dimitri! ... What are you doing here??

 

[christyb]

Me? I'm married to that lump down there on the deck. So the name would be Moppet now. Man it's been a long time what have you been up too? And what's the deal between my husband and you? For some reason he thinks you're in love with him.

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: Oh, what have I been doing, you know the drill, robbing banks, shopping, getting in and out of prison, singing in several bars, having lots of affairs which all turned out that the men either died because they were giving me a headache or went to prison, other than that I'm still dreaming of getting a nice little house, a husband and a couple of kids and... *eyes wide open*

... You are married to the man I love disliking the most in this world and he thinks I am in love with him?? *dissy* oh, I need to sit down. Oh my goodness.. Somebody give me a drink.

 

[christyb]

*pulls out from my shirt a small flask*

Here you go strong just like you like it. Hmmm..the usual then. Well you might not want to settle down. I'm doing it now and have to be good. No plundering or sailing. All those things I love. The island is left alone with all my loot. Little Vic you remember him? Oh man the last time you seen him was when I was docked in Tortuga wasn't it? You finished with that? I do belive I'm going to need a swig.

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: There you go *hands mother the bottle* Oh yes, Vic... wait.. If you are.. and he is.. then.. then Viq, is your son? Oh, oh my.. I need a little more of that Chrissy..

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *lying on the deck* *dribbles*
Hevej: *sneaks down the rigging and drags Father to the underdecks* Wake up! Wake up old man! Oy! *finds random bucket of rainwater and sloshes it over Father*
Moppet: *leaps up and twists Hevej's arm behind his back faster than you can say "Rosa and Father sitting in a tree."* What is going on here...and why is my wife on your ship...

 

[christyb]

No no....you've probably seen a toddler recently *hands back the bottle* Victor David. Ron's little boy. Oh you've seen him remember. He was a little boy that time Captain Jack Sparrow jilted you at the altar.

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: *slides sword off wall and holds it to Hevej's throat*
Hevej: That's been happening a lot recently...
Moppet: And?
Hevej: I'm not quite sure I deserve it...
Moppet: Then explain why I am here, why Rosa is here, and why Mother is dringing in the crowsnest?
Hevej: Would you rather she was drinking in the stern?
Moppet: Cut the chit chat.
Hevej: If you be the one with the knife, i can hardly be the one doing the cutting now can I.