"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *in the crowsnest* *taps finger* Fine, just ignore me, just have your petty fights...I can't save everyone...just give me a call when you need me why don't you...*taps fingers*
Moppet: Shouldn't we...
Father: Shut up! I'm sulking here.
Moppet: ...
Father: What?
Moppet: What what?
Father: Shut up...or get me a cup of tea...
Moppet: I am you, remember...

 

[minidoozer]

Jack?! You can have him! I just want my Hevej back! And by the way, I can't let you do anything to Mr Moppet. I might lose my job... Besides, that Jack-guy you're talking about is overthere *points with other hand* talking to another woman.

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: .. FINE! You can have your Hevej! Oh and Christy already had Jack once, now she's married to that *points at Father sulking* and if you'll excuse I'm gonna make sure that that *points at Jack* won't manage to steal all of hevej's treasure cos then there'll be no pay to me, and frankly if I ain't gonna get paid for this I have wasted 2 days of life! *goes* *comes back* Oh and I hate your earrings - iiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrh!!

*A heavy bump makes everyone silent*

... *silence*

.... What was... *BUMP* - aaaaaaaaaaaarrrh!!!

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Viq: We're lost again..

Vibs: No, we're somewhere in China.

Viq: right... *finds map*

 

[christyb]

Jack Sparrow: *runs over and leans over the edge* I don't like the sound of that.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Think they remember that Mairin's also onboard that ship? Mmm, they'll figure it out.

 

[RedDragon]

<wakes up>

Where am I?

<looks around>

A rum vault?! All right!

<grabs rum and walks to door>

Hmmm...I appears someone forgot to lock this...

<takes swig of rum and walks up to the deck>

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *watches the commotion*

Hevej: Someone bumped my ship! I won't have bumps on my ship!

Moppet: *calls down* I think you gave the ship to me?

Hevej: Avast ye, for I'm takin' her back. And I won't have bumps on her!

Moppet: *slides down the rigging* What if I want to keep her?

Hevej: Then you'll have to argue about that with Mr Sparrow won't ye. Oy, Jack, this man wants a word with you!

Moppet: *blink* I was talking to you!

Hevej: *smiles* *pushes Father towards Sparrow*

Father: Hi...nice...hat.

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: Go take him down Moppet! ... eh.. I mean, Jack! And.. *falls over* what is... *bumping again* ... *looks at deck, and turns to Moppet* Moppet, Jack, Hevej, forget about fighting over the ship and do something about whatever is under it!! NOOOW!

*Another bump shakes the ship and a dark shadow appears all around the boat on the water..*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: If that's your doing Mother I'm just going to be cross...

Hevej: I'm just gunna be cross whate'er it be if that's alright with you...

Father: Sure, that's fine. Now, Jack! *frowns* The pirate has the same name as that man who stays with our family...thank goodness he's not of the same nature...I wouldn't have theives in my house...
Moppet: Besides yourself?
Father: That was a gentleman of fortune and that's different...

Hevej: The gentleman of fortune over there is stealing the treasure, the boat, and the women...and there's a dark shadow all around the boat...will you quit talkin' to yerself and DO something!

Moppet: After you...
Father: No, after you I insist...

 

[Vibs]

*another heavy bump makes evreybody shiver and shudder with fear - suddenly it all seems quiet and still again... but then a loud roar breaks the silence and a huuuuge beast appears next to the ship... On top of it, two smaller beats sit, the one more terrifying than the other...*

Viq: I told you it excisted!

Vibs: *sulky*

Viq: Kraaakeen is reaaaal, kraaaakeeen is reeeeaal, I waaas riiiiiight...

Vibs: WOULD you stop that!! Who would have thought that a giant, human slash ship eating octopus was not just some old legend but an actual real thing.

Viq: It certainly is! Not like your silly action figures that you sometime, by magic make come to life and play around with, pretending they are real... uh, I mean.. oops...

Vibs: ... *raises eyebrow* Oh is that so huh? Did you take one of my action figures and make it 40 times bigger and alive?

Viq: .... No. *innocent*..okaay uh I might have well played around for a bit and...

Vibs: ... Kraaakeeen isn't reeaaaaaaal, Kraaaken isn't reeeeeheeaaaal...

Viq: ... hmrf. But anyway now that we have it, let's go scare someone to death!

Vibs: Sounds like great fun. Hm, who? Father?

Viq: No, it's gotta be someone on sea and everybody knows that father is terrified of water.

Vibs: what about these people on the ship down there?

Viq: no, they have heard every word.

Vibs: Oh... hmm.. How about the Oslo boat?

Viq: Sis, you're a genious - OFF to NORWAY!

*the beast dives into the water and the sea gets back to normal*

Rosa: *...* - Give me the rum, someone...