"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

Hello? Nel? M'amour? U e vous? Uh... Allo little leprecauns, have you seen Miss Nel anywhere? Oui oui, a veritable fette du jour zis celebration of Sante Patrick has turned out to be. *Sits down to enjoy the bagpipe music played by a band of green guy and gal musicians.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: Sorry, I had to just stop and adjust my booby traps. Never know when they might come in handy. *pulls a pair of steal-traps out of cleavage and sets them behind her on the stairs*

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Father: *drives into electric post*

 

[Erine81981]

Ok. Now we are looking for something that has to do with brainwashing. Now what could that be?

Biggy: Could this be it? *holds something up to see*

That has to be it! How did you know?

Biggy: It says right here on the box right beside it. "Brainwashing Kit."

Back over at the Moppet's house.........

Goat 2: Where is everybody?

Goat 1: Don't know and don't care. As long as i get to eat and sleep in someone else house and not pay rent or bills i could care less.

Goat 3: Your really a mean little goat aren't you?

Goat 1: So!

Goat 2: Maybe you need to be trasnformed into a goat of the heard.

Goat 1: What? I'm the head leader here you know.

Goat 2 & 3: Yea so?

Goat 1: Your going to think "yea so?" before i'm done with you two. *gets up to chase them*

Goat 2: We better head OUT! *zips out of the living room and heads upstairs*

Goat 3: I'm with you on THAT!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *with car wrapped around a telegraph pole* Headache....Yaknapped...Yakache...Headnapped...*colapses on side of road*

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Mrs Moppet Senior: *eyes snap* Oh interesting...Better hand that brain washing kit to me for safe...keeping.

 

[Erine81981]

Biggy: Here. *hands it to Mrs. Senior Moppet* Now what?

I don't know? *gets covered in slime* Oh am i on that show?

Biggy: What show? I sneezed.

*looks at Mrs Senior Moppet* Do you happen to have a towel in that bag of yours?

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: ...I have one wrapped around my hair, you fool...What did you think this was a hat? I got out of the shower very fast this morning when my "Brain Wash in Near Facility" (BWNF) alarm went off mid wash...I still have soap on the soles of my feet.

 

[Erine81981]

Biggy: So that's why you look like that. Thought you always dressed to.....bathe! *laughs at his own joke*

That wasn't funny. You and your jokes.

Biggy: Oh come on. Like yours are better.

Yea!

Biggy: Yea!

They both start fighting over who's the funniest

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *noticing them fighting is just the oppertunity she's been looking for, she quickly sits at the desk and logs onto Kyle's parents computer, downloading a map onto a floppy disk* Funny...they never stay floppy for long... *and then hurriedly moves back to where she was stood before as if nothing happened*

 

[Erine81981]

As Mrs. Senior Moppet moves back she yells at Biggy and Kyle to stop their bickering.

Biggy & Kyle: Sorry Mrs. Senior Moppet.

Biggy: So where is it that we look?

I don't kno....never mind. I guess we just look around.

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: *sneaks up behind Something and kisses his ear* Were you looking for me, darling?

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Shanker: *Pulls a few passed out leprechauns up to their rooms*