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Father: *opens the door* Ahh, the hatstand has arrived at last. *closes door* *moments later, reopens door and hangs hat on one goat's horn* Now, I should be getting to work. *dissapears swiftly down the road*
 

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Goat 2: What in the wooorld is thaaaat?

Goat 1: Don't knoooow?

Goat 3: Geeeet iiiiiit off! *shakes his head trying to shake off the hat*

Just then Biggy and Kyle walk up from visiting the next door neighbors

Biggy: Who are they?

Don't know?

Biggy: Then ask.

Ok. Hello there. I am Kyle Moore and this is Biggy t. Foot. Who are you?

Goat 1: We are, am is, are known as the Billy Goats Gruff.

Biggy: Hmmmmmmm.....Billys Goat Gruff.

I remember that fable.

Goat 3: *still trying to get the hat off his horns*

Here let me help you. *takes hat off Goat 3* There you go.

Goat 3: Thaaaank you.

Your welcome. Why not come in for a while and have some tea and cookies.

Goat 1: Sounds good.

Goat 2: *tries to but Biggy*

Biggy: Hey watch it!
 

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Father: *returns from work* Ahh! I knew I forgot something...my hat. *finds it crumpled on the floor* Typical... *heads back to work*
 

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Ok since there's no one here to watch us we're going to have a party.

Goat 2: What's a parrrrty?

Biggy: It's a thing where you invitie bunches of people over and eat and drink lots of sodas.

Goat 1: Sounds like fun.

It will be. Biggy start calling up everyone and i'll get the pizza's delivered.

Biggy: Got it chef. *starts calling everyone that he knows*
 

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*Sneaks a mincemeat pie into the Moppets' mailbox for Bo and company.
 

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Biggy: *halfway sitting on the couch* That was some party.

Goat 1: You got thaaaaat right....*urp*....excuse me.

How can you get drunk off soda?

Goat 3: (whispers to me) He's always been kinda of weird.

Oh i see. Where's the other one?

Biggy: *looks around* Your right. He's not around.

Goat 1: *drunkly from soda* I think heeeeee's outsiiiiiide. *hickup*

That is one weird goat. Be back. *goes off to look for the other goat*
 

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Father: *drowsy at work* Now I just have to take these letters to the baaa-nk. *blinks* Then after I've been to the baaa-nk. *blink* I'll head home. Was that me making that sheep like sound? *hears a crash in the Wilson's entrance*
 

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The Nellingston residence is now blooming orange and white flowers, and hundreds of shamrocks have sprung up in the yard.....

Leprechaun 1: All right boys! Bring 'er in!

A group of leprechauns heave in a large bottle of grape nehi

Leprechaun 2: Aw, cum on man! Why kint we 'ave Guinness? Joost the wunce!

Goldie: *interrupts* Because you boys do enough damage on soda!

Leprecaun 2: Stinkin Saint Patty's day an' we can' e'en have green beer nor Guinness!

Leprechaun 1: Well, we can 'ave green nehi....

Leprechaun 2: Oy, tha's brilliant! *leaves to go work on creating green grape nehi*

Leprechaun 1: *to the rest of the group* Put tha' bottle down and get started on tha roads!

Leprechaun 3: But sar, they've already started! *points to the street*

A group of leprechauns are painting the street gold

Leprechaun 1: Ay, that they 'ave.... well, then get started on somethin else! We've only got a week an' a half!

Leprechaun 4: A week an' a day, sar.

Leprechaun 1: *smacks #4 upside the head* Get to work, smart mouth!

The rest of the leprechauns scurry off to prepare for the Irish holiday....
 

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Out and about somewhere.........

Biggy: I think we should just give up on that goat. He's proubley already back.

Yea. Come on.

Biggy and Kyle head on back to town. While they head back to the house something in the shadow lurks around in the city having something bad to do with Biggy and Kyle.

Shadow Thing: Hurump! *snorts*

Biggy: *looks around*

Shoadow Thing: *ducks behind a dumpster*

What?

Biggy: I thought i heard something.

It's the city. What else is new?
 

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Goldie: *finishes sewing a big green bowtie, and sets it beside the small green dress she just finished*

Leprechaun 1: Well, the road is finished, the nehi is green, p'tatoes are bein peeled...... this party's almost ready.

Goldie: Just don't party too hard, ok? You've got a week to party, and moreso if'n you fellas go at it AFTER Saint Patty's day....

Leprechaun 1: Yes, Miss.....

Goldie: *puts the bowtie in a box and writes "Yakky" on top*
 
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