"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Love and fatherhood...it comes with punches.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Oh... Oh... Mairin... Honey... Saryx... Erm... Dragon... I'm sorry. Listen, let's go steal some ice cream, eh?

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: You think ice cream can solve all our problems?! <smacks Jack and he falls unconsious>

Saryx: Squeak?

Mairin: Oh fine...Let's go get ice cream <scoops up Saryx and goes to get ice cream>

 

[The Count]

Jack: ...Oh... Trench coat guy... Lemme guess... Puerto Rican, right?

Hey... I resent that insinuation!

 

[Erine81981]

Outside the Moppet's house.......

Yakky: *looks through the window* What?! That is not fair!

Biggy: *sitting playing with a toy train* What?

Yakky: Look.

Biggy: *sees the dragon inside* Dragon. So?

Yakky: That man won't even let us in his house but a dragon can.

Biggy: What? A dragon in that house?

Yakky: Yes!

Biggy: Maybe it's that dragon I saw a long time ago.

Yakky: It can't be. That was Kyle. Remember?

Biggy: Oh yea. *laughs* So what are we gonna do?

Yakky: I say we march right up to the house and give him a piece of our minds.

Biggy: Good.

Yakky: After you.

Biggy: After me? You go!

Yakky: No you!

Both start shoving each other but Over at Grey's house..........

Grey: Ok. Now you.

Alright. *starts making funny noises*

Grey: Your that elephant on that cartoon show.

Right! Good job. You.

Grey: Ok. *holds up three fingers*

Three syllables.

Grey: *does movie jester*

Movie?

Grey: *thumbs up*

Thing go on from there

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *knocks on Cole's door* Hi, I'm sorry, I've been locked out of my house...again. I wondered, do you, maybe, happen to have a spare key at all?

 

[The Count]

Silver Lionhead Knocker: Sorry Beauregard Moppet... The master and miss of the house are gone for the week, and will not return until Sunday next. I suggest you go have a talk with that Jack fellow.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *addresses the silver lionhead knocker* Yeah, er, Knocker Guy...any chance you can just open the door and let me go in to get a spare key? I'll be carefull. I won't break anything. And I won't steal any pot-plants this time, I promise.

 

[The Count]

Lion Knocker: And what makes you think the master has a spare key to your home Beauregard Moppet?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Well...he's a neighbour, he's a relation...he's a relation who is a neghbour!