"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

Lion Knocker, waking up: Are you still here Beauregard Moppet? There are no spare keys to your home within these walls. As I previously stated, go talk to that Jack person, whoever he is.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *wakes up from unconciousness* Three in one day... That may be a new record. *spies Father over at Cole's* Yo! Bo! Did ya see where my illegitimate baby mommy and like-wise illegitimate baby went?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *crosses back across the road* You know, we really have to have a talk about the whole illegit issue...You realise, if you were to marry the woman, we could just go ahead and skip the 5 syllable words and just call it the Drago-Baby...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Well, if she would commit! Maybe she needs a commit losenge...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: ...maybe I need to commit murder...*glares at Jack*...She wont commit? Or you won't? Or the baby won't? Or the kitchen sink? Hmm?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...She won't commit. She dumped ME, remember? C'mon, let's go commit a felony...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: ...fell...on...knee? Jack, did you just say felony, or did you graze yourself?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I'm not a zebra, why would I be grazing?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *adjusts eyebrows*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Bo, your eyebrows are loose. *pulls off Father's eyebrows* Ah ha! Now we have false mustaches!