"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Oh... Trench coat guy... Lemme guess... Puerto Rican, right?

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: No...Blonde hair, blue eyes, very handsome....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: MMMM! Mortomeee! *shakes head to release Jack's hand*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I think he's having trouble breathing <pokes Bo> He's turning blue...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...*goes into cardiac arrest*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *thinks: I don't need to take this abuse!* ...MM...*takes it anyway*...*thinks: Great...now he's dying and holding me traped here too...*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *is totally dying here* With my last breath, I curse Beauregard Parker Moppet...'s cooking! *collapses*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <starts doing CPR>

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *bites Jack's hand* Well if THAT'S what you think of me...y cooking! *leaves house, slamming door* *knocks on door* Actually, it's my house! You leave! And I forgot my keys, someone open up.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *was totally faking collapsation* *doesn't bother to tell anyone* *enjoys CPR*