"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *wobbles from punch* Ri-ght... Umm... Well... *wobbles* I'll take the baby on weekends?

 

[RedDragon]

Mairn: Yeah right! I'm not leaving her alone with you!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *raises eyebrows* Nice left hook, Mairin. Perhaps my wife gave you lessons? *pause* Speaking of lessons, Jack, what do you have to say for yourself?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I have to say... That I can't believe I dated a dragon and am now the illegitimate father of a baby dragon that I can't be with alone... *sniff* And I'm hungry... And I haven't stolen anything in months... I'm going into withdrawl... I need a vacation.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Well I guess she could be Jason's....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: That's a lot of point of interest there, Jack. Are you sure you don't need to lie on the couch before going on?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *puts hand over Bo's mouth* WHO is JASON?!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Mmmmhmaa! MMMM! *thinks: Who IS Jason?*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: You're NOT helping Bo.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: You know....That mysterious stranger from my past I encountered awhile back...