"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *holds onto self* O-kay. O-kay. Tell me this slowly and carefully...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: What? I am NOT repeating myself, Jack...it was bad enough the first time!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *glares at Beau* Mairin. Tell me. Now.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *returns to cooking* So...who wants Spaghetti and who wants Pasta? I'd offer rice, but a bunch of random rats ate the lot...

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I....Am....A....Dra...gon.....In...cog....nito.....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *steps into the living room* Ok let me get this straight. *pauses, as if he could get it any other way* Mairin, you are an Dragon of the Incog Nito race, seeped in human form? And...Jack, you are a...man in big trouble.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <headslap> yeah....something like that....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...*gulp* Well! Luckily, we're not together anymore, are we Mairin? So, hope you and the baby have a nice life. See ya! Bo, I take my spaghetti with spaghetti!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <punches Jack> Jerk!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *steps in front of the door* I may not be the strongest of men, but I know the rules. *glares* The first rule of illegitimacy, Mr Jack...er...Jack. No leaving. *eyes narrow* And no stealing spaghetti. As the man of this house, I will not let you step outside these four walls before taking responsibility for your actions. *steps closer* Clear?