"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Excuse me...*sneezes* Sorry. Excuse me. *pause* Trying to- Nicky, you were galavanting over the open seas in a ship with that handome devil of a husband Ron, well, erm, not handsome but easily equatable with Vanessa's mother's good looks.

 

[christyb]

Mother: Uh huh..and chasing after me never occured to you?

 

[Beauregard]

Father/Parker: Oh so you like your future husbands to chase after married women? You broke my heart, Nicky. *flips onto the roof of the rain, in Parker secret agent mode*

 

[christyb]

Announcer: We now pause in our program for an actress to ask this question....



Me: How on earth do you flip onto the roof of rain? I didn't know rain could even have a roof?

 

[Beauregard]

*a screen writer runs onto the scene and the train animation stops revealing greenscreen*

Screenwriter: Oh, my, I told them I told I told them that it was train, not rain, why does no one listen to me? *runs offscreen*

--

Father: *pause* Did you hear something?

 

[Erine81981]

Back at the Moppet's.......

Alright here's the plan for making the green backs to get our christmas shopping done. We are going to sale all of the Moppet's house belongings.

Biggy: Isn't that to much?

No not at all. We won't have to spend a cent.

Biggy: Not that much. I mean isn't going over board?

What is it with you. We aren't on some cruise.

Biggy: What's with you?

Well your with me.

Biggy: In the words of that round headed kid....good grief!

 

[Beauregard]

Father/Parker: *balancing on the top of the train* So, what do you have to say for yourself, Nicky? Was Ron that much better than I was back when I was a geeky british lad? *pause* Forget the question...

 

[christyb]

Mother with a touch of Nicky: You confounded idiot. I lived on campus of the Magic school from when I was 13 until when I ran off. Someone never even let me know that you cared for me! Also, because I hurt you doesn't give you any excuse to go flirt or anything else with other women!

 

[Beauregard]

Narration: A gun shot slams into the train roof beside Mother.

Mrs Moppet Senior: *approaching Mother from behind* You know what young lady, that was my fault. My son had a duty and he performed it. He still would be now if you hadn't gotten in the way.

Father: Mom! I can handle this.

Mrs Moppet Senior: I didn't ask you.

 

[christyb]

Nicky: Oh why thank you your majesty *bows sarcastically* So did you send all your son to have midnight liasons with women of the night or did you just let this one do your dirty work. *pulls a revolver from who knows where and fires a shot knocking Mrs. Moppet Senior's gun out of her hand and into the air. Nicky flips over Parker catching the other gun, makes it disappear into thin air, while still pointing her own revolver at Mrs. Moppet Senior*