"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I don't know. I'm sure he would have been de-lumpified days ago if ti weren't for this wretched internet connection...I mean, this big queue to see the doctor.

Drue: Peeps? My face hurts.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

It's hurting you?? At least you don't have to look at it!! *dead silence* I'll just go get that coffee now...

 

[Lucy]

Drue: Run...don't walk. Anyway, PeaPea, do you mind? I've lost sensation in my nose.

PeaPea: Do grapes have noses? *checks grape instruction manual* ....Well, I guess they do now.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*at the vending machine*

Hmmm would PeaPea want sugar or Splenda...?

*in runs Fem*

No Fem! Go home! Doctor's waiting room is not the place for little dogs!

Fem: Arf!! *runs over to Drue*

DD: He wouldn't...he wouldn't.....

 

[Lucy]

Drue: Er...PeaPea? Why are my feet wet? I'm not seeping, am I?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*glares at Fem* BAD DOG! Sorry about that Drue, I'll see if I can get something to...clean you...up with.....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *on a rushing train* Well, that wasn't so bad, Jack. I'm notorious for catching the wrong trains you know and...Jack? JACK???

 

[christyb]

Mother: *invisible beside Father* Should I??.....Nah.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *searches in pocket for train ticket* I'm sure he said Oklahoma...*finds ticket* ALABAMA??? *ticket blows away*

 

[christyb]

Mother: *laughs to herself and magically changes the ticket to Alaska*