"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: All her sons? Yeah, like Bob would-

Mrs Moppet Senior: You can put your pea-shooter away, Nicky Cole, I'm not here to harm you. I need a little assitence, and I'm asking you and your twit of a husband to help me.

Father: Mom?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Yes, I called you a twit becuase, frankly, you are. Get over it. Are you coming with me, or no?

 

[christyb]

Nicky: At least you admit he's a twit. However, I still have a bone to pick with you. It's called a $500 cable bill for pay-per-view that you used. Not to mention the whole gagging and trying to kill me thing and the fact that I don't like you and Beauregard Parker Moppet we are so not finished here!

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *snatches a cheque book from her purse and scrawls, $5,000* Let's call it interest, and it's in your interest to come with me.

Father: Did you call me a twit?

Mrs Moppet Senior: We've been over this.

Father: Christy, did my mom just-

Mrs Moppet Senior: PARKER!

 

[christyb]

Nicky: Yes your Mother called you a twit you unfaithful sneaking conivving....*suddenly is somewhat attracted to Father*...You know...hiding Vanessa from me wasn't too bad of a job. *begins looking Father over...still pointing her gun at Mrs. Moppet Senior*

 

[Beauregard]

Father (with a hint of Moppet): *sly smile* Well, you've hidden a good number of things in your years, Nicky...I learned from the best. Remember when you dissapeared for monthes and said you were dead?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Is this really necessary?

 

[christyb]

Nicky: *moves gun closer to Mrs. Moppet Senior* Oh put a cork in it! *a cork appears in Mrs. Mopper Senior's mouth* *smiles at Father who has a hint of Moppet* Well I disappeared...but I didn't know you thought I was dead. Did I ...worry you?

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet (with a hint of Father): Naw...I can handle it...well, no, yes, you worried me...I thought you were gone...I had the twins to look after, the house to clean, and all I kept wondering was whether you would come back...er, not to clean the house, I mean, you always do come back and...*boyish smile*

Mrs Moppet Senior: *with cork in mouth and hands on hips* Mmm mef murk!

 

[christyb]

Nicky: *grins* You're cute when you're flustered you know that? Admit it ya can't live without me.

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: *flicks hair* Oh, you'd think that...
Father: ...and, er, you'd be right, too. I mean, the last time I was that choked up was when Dandan fell dead in my closet playing murder in the dark...
Moppet: *in head* Oh, sure, that's romantic.
Father: *in head* Hey, Dandan is her sister! She probably has some connection to the man!

 

[christyb]

Nicky/Mother: *smiles and walks over to Father standing close* She's your brother. Also, you can be romantic if you want too...*while she is talking she has placed her arms around Father...unbeknownst to Father Mother is holding her dagger just behind his neck to where he can't see or feel it but the audience knows it's there....she whispers to him* Now tell me...if you were going to be romantic what would you say?