"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[christyb]

Nicky: You're going to the Magic school. *turns Jack so it's facing the door* It's outside there. You find Adam and no one else! No Mrs. Jones! Whoever she is. The less know the better. *pushes Jack out the door*

Mac: He'll never make it.

Nicky: I know...and who knows who he'll come back with.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink blink* Oh great now I have to go to Magic School...How the hey am I supposed to get there...Hmm...AH HA! I've got it!! *pulls out whistle and blows* *Tellemichus the Moose gallps up the driveway*

Tellemichus: Ahoy Jack! Need a ride?

Jack: Yes moose man I do. now, off to the Magic School to find Mr. Cole!

Tellemichus: Is he the one with the friendly penguin daughters?

Jack: Hmm, I think so...I haven't seen head or tail of those penguins in months...*mounts Moose* On ward! HOOOOOOOO!! *Tellemichus rides off into sunset*

 

[christyb]

Mac: Do you hear a moose calling?

Nicky: That's your cell phone!

Mac: *answers phone* Hello?? No I don't want a extra large pizza with the works. And I don't have Prince Albert in can! *hangs up*

Nicky: I'm not even gonna ask.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *riding off on Tellemichus* Hey, Moose, do you know where we're going??

Tellemichus: I thought YOU did!

Jack: ...We're doomed...

Tellemichus: Not yet, once I jump off the Grand Canyon, then we're doomed.

Jack: Oh, right, yes.

 

[The Count]

Hey Jack... I'm fright here.
*Walks out of shadows at the end of the street.

Got some news for Sis... You seen her or Nicki?
Headed down to her house now... Come on Jack, we don't have time for any silly moose tricks.
*Rushes down to Moppet house.

*Knock, knock... Anyone home?

 

[christyb]

*Mac opens the door*

Mac: Adam! It's good to see you again.

Nicky: Adam please tell me you found out something.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *STILL on the moose* Hey, was that Mr. Cole?!

Tellemichus: I dunno, I just got here.

Jack: Well turn around! We'll go find out!

Tellemichus: I can't.

Jack: What?

Tellemichus: I can't turn around. ONce you give a moose like me directions, he can't be turned around until we reach the destination point.

Jack: What are you? Some sort of military moose or something?

Tellemichus: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

 

[The Count]

*Inside Moppet house... Yes, got some news indeed.

You remember back when the Crickaon or whatever you called that beastie that guarded the Forgotten Isle blew up? Well, even though it was only a mechanical monster, it had a tamer named Erwhingo. He moved on, working at the some unplottable sideshow or other. Turns out he was one of the last tamers and scouts from the race of U-Muns.

 

[christyb]

Nicky: I know all that! I hired him. We do have a newsflash though. Ya notice anything different about things around here?

Mac: She's meaning Christy and Nicky have switched places.

Nicky: Of course...but what about Erwhingo? Ron fired him years ago.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: You know Tellemichus, I'm growing hungry...

Tellemichus: Better than growing up I say! I try to remain a kid forever!

Jack: I used to think that way, but then I realized I couldn't get a car seat on a moose...

Tellemichus: Heh, you're gonna wish you could, just wait til we get to the highway...