@fuzzygobo You'll appreciate this, there are two M*A*S*H-related food items I've actually tried out of morbid curiosity.
One of which was Radar's ketchup on rye with butter and lettuce, which he risked his life for during a sniper attack. Honestly, it pretty much just tasted like a hamburger without the meat patty, nothing worth risking your life for.
The other was Hawkeye's bizarre sandwich that included peanut butter, jelly, mayo, ham, mayo, turkey, mayo, cheese, mayo, and pickles . . . it didn't kill me right away, but I did
not feel too good after eating it.