Gramps gave it his best shot. Like the boy said, plow your face in there.
The only eating contest I was ever in, in college, eating a pound of jello with a whole can of whipped cream on top. Hands behind your back. Five contestants, I came in third. Jello and whipped cream up my nose, in my hair, it was messy. But jello goes down a lot easier than a cheesesteak.