The Food Thread (Non Instagram Edition)

[LittleJerry92]

**** avocado honestly. Stuff is absolutely gross!

 

[fuzzygobo]

I try to steer clear of stereotypes, and judge people as individuals.
What would Millenials do if the generation after them decide they like avocado toast too? Have a meltdown? Sue for generational infringement?
“Hey, you born in the Zeroes! Hands off my toast and stay in your lane!”
Is there a culture war brewing? Does anyone actually care?

 

[D'Snowth]

Apparently my mom has a new way of fixing up just plain rice by fixing it up like you would grits, with lots of butter and sugar.

When it comes to plain rice, I'll agree it needs additives to give it some flavor, and even I have melted some butter on rice before like I would mashed potatoes or something, but I can't really imagine butter and sugar would make rice any more appetizing.

If anything, I like pouring some kind of gravy over plain rice, such as a dish I've had that's meatballs in gravy served over rice.

 

[LittleJerry92]

There are brands of plain rice that honestly taste good while others are a bit bland for me.

 

[fuzzygobo]

I never put sugar on rice, unless you’re trying to make rice pudding.

To give rice flavor, chicken broth works great.

 

[D'Snowth]

I love chicken broth. Made from scratch, this is, none of that store-bought junk.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Homemade is the best. Store bought are salt bombs.
Swanson does make an unsalted version which I use a lot for cooking.

 

[LittleJerry92]

6 years later this is still hilarious.

If anything this also just proves how alcohol can really mess you up, both physically and mentally.

 

[fuzzygobo]

The standard protocol would be take him to the police station and put him in the drunk tank.
He was underage drinking (which went on when I was that age, but if you don’t make a scene, no one will bother you).

Having an open bottle, strike one. Acting belligerent, strike two. As soon as he puts his hands on someone else, all bets are off.

He’ll stay in the tank and dry out, then his parents will have to come get him.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Yeah, he has a big history of causing trouble. He was kicked out of a previous college for assaulting a police officer I believe. And this video got him immediately expelled from UConn.