The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

[RedPiggy]

Bobby Vegan: (pants heavily) Huh, huh ... we're ... we're finally here, Samson.

Samson: (strokes chin) Uh, I think it's over.

Bobby (indignant): Wait! You're telling me we missed all the fabulous people at this party? Did you know JARETH was here, for Heaven's sake?

Samson (sighs): Yes, but you're the one who wanted to stop at every Subway on the way here.

Bobby: Oh no! You're not pinning this one on ME! Blame-shifter!

Samson: If we don't move out of the way, we'll get trampled by all the people leaving.

Bobby (under his breath): Like you wouldn't LIKE a good stampede.

Samson: What was that?

Bobby (whistling): Nothing! Nothing! Let's go drown our sorrows at that sports bar down the street.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <attempts to give standing ovation> WHAAA! <dangles from ceiling in harness> Um... <ahem> MAZEL TOV, BEAU! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! ...<still dangling> ...Um... <looks around>... "Moi am not a puppet"? ...uh...

 

[The Count]

Wha huh? Wasn't there another special award? Hmm, oh well. *Waits for crowd to thin before getting up and joining the afterparty.

 

[Leyla]

Lisa: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <attempts to give standing ovation> WHAAA! <dangles from ceiling in harness> Um... <ahem> MAZEL TOV, BEAU! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! ...<still dangling> ...Um... <looks around>... "Moi am not a puppet"? ...uh...

BEAU! BEEEEAUUU! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BEAU!
YES! GOOD FOR YOU! OH, SO DESERVED! YEAAAAAH!
!

Oh, I'm proud!

And... I.. let go.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOHHHOOOOOOO HOOOOEEEEEEEEE!

<thud>

Ow.

...it was worth it though.

<scratches nose>

 

[The Count]

*Idly points walking cane/staff at Lisa, muttering "Levicorpus" silently to have her float there. *Guiding her back down to the ground, the spell is lifted.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *standing on podium (after everyone else has left) in completely emotional like Kate Winslet at the Emmy's but without the long hair or a life-time connection with Leo* How...well, I have to thank and congratulate and applaud all of the amazing and wonderful guys who were nominated for this award...

Ed, you've done so much for MC! Keeping it clean, and making it safe for all of us. Prawnie, you know how much you mean to me and you have deserved every award you've received tonight as a true follower of Jim Henson and a true carrier of the Muppet-fan torch. WasOnceErnie, you were once Ernie and you shared that with us! It's amazing. Kevin, you've always been the truly caring heart of this community. And Steve...your Muppetcast is truly inspiring and amazing...you're a great guy, totally devoted to Muppetdom.

And I want to thank anyone who voted for me to receive this award, which is...the greatest honour I've ever received...And something I never in a million years thought I'd win!

I love MC, you are all my family, and my friends, and this is such a home to me. God bless! And goodnight!

*lights go off on the stage*

And I'll get onto Kermit to pay the electricity bill tomorrow...

 

[Teheheman]

Well, it probably wasn't gonna go for me, so I'm gonna wait til everybody leaves, so traffic doesn't suck getting out of here.

Daniel

 

[vaati64]

Congrats to everyone that won something this evening!

 

[Krazedmuppet]

*standing ovation* BRAVO! Yay Beau! *wistles and goes wild*
Beau Beau
hes the man
if he can do it
...well maybe a chicken can!

J/K Love ya Beau!

 

[Oscarfan]

(MOKEY Fraggle comes onstage cheerfully)

MOKEY: Oh, hello everyone! I hope you’re all having a good time! I know I am! It’s so interesting taking notes on you silly creatures! And, boy, are you silly! Anyway! I’m here to present the “Andre the Artist” award for Favorite Fan Artist. Someone who uses his or her talent to beautifully render the Muppets! And here are the contenders…
Vic Romano
Oscarfan
Kermiebaby47
MUPPETMONKEY
lowercasegods
And the winner is… Vic Romano! Oh! Congratulations!

ANNOUNCER: Vic has now won this award four out of five years of the MC Awards.

Well, at least I was acknowledged as a good artist.

SO, all in all, congrats to everyone who won nd if you were at least nominated. It's a shame I didn't win in the categories I had hoped, but I did in one I didn't expect!