The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

Sir, I have to apologize, I'm wooly sorry to keep making sheep jokes...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*snorts*
Wooly sorry?

Agent Sheep: "I have the urge to bite you..."

 

[Lola p]

*fangs pop out*

My bite I's a lot worse, bub.

 

[Hubert]

I should quit with the sheep cracks, sorry to be a baaaaaaather, sir...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*extends fangs* You aren't learning...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'm not going to hold Agent Sheep back when he starts biting Hubert... okay, maybe I put a leash on Sheep when I find one.

*goes off to look for a leash*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What? A Leash? Really?

You know what...I quit. If you don't want to treat him with dignity, its not my fault when he turns on you all! *flies out a window*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*comes back, not with a leash but with a plate of sandwiches*
I thought you might be hungry, Agent Sheep.

Agent Sheep: ... *takes a sandwich while no one's watching*

Sarge's right, we should treat him with dignity. It's not his fault he got such a weird name.

 

[Lola p]

SARGE!


*flies after*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*a streak of darkness zips back to Sarges room*