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Yuna Leonhart

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And mind control is just wrong.

*unties Agent Sheep, he winces*
Easy, I'm not going to hurt you.

Agent Sheep: "And you don't plan to do the things you've threatened?"

*raises eyebrow*
You want me to?

Agent Sheep: "Ah no."
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Agent Sheep: "What else did you expect from a witch?"

And I was about to offer you a cup of tea.

Agent Sheep: "Containing poison?"

Um no.
*goes to the kitchen and comes back with a cup of tea a few minutes later*

Agent Sheep: *sniffs the tea and takes a sip* "Hm, tastes normal."

It's so not going to be easy...

(I'm off to bed now)
 

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Drink the rest of your tea sir, it's wooly wooly good...
 

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You have nothing to fear. We're not going to attack you. The worst that can happen is me shouting at the screen when playing video games.

Agent Sheep: *drinks tea* "I can't say I trust you yet. But we will see."

Well, it's a start.
 

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Yes, nothing to fear...except maybe one of us being a shearer in a past life...
 

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Agent Sheep: "My name may be Sheep but I'm a dog."

Good thing no one eats dogs then... or does anyone?
 
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