The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*try my hardest to get him inside*
Come on, you squeaky mooing demon!

*to Fang*
How about I use my sleep spell?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*snorts and glares at Yuna*

*Stands up on his hind legs*

*scrapes hoof on the ground, preparing to charge*

Fang: Why'd you have to go and insult him?!? You know, cows can weigh up to 900 kilograms...do you REALLY want that coming at you? Although....I doubt he's anywhere near that yet...maybe like 200 at most...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

In the wise words of Cid Highwind: SH***************T!

*cast Sleep on Johnny in panic*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*passes out and falls to the ground with a thud*

Fang: We have to make sure he doesn't eat...being turned into a wereanimal pretty much halts your other powers...meaning he doesn't have his demon metabolism...A normal person it wouldn't really affect, but he pretty much has a cow's metabolism now since he has no metabolism. And he's going to keep gaining weight in his human form the more he eats in cow form...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And I like my husband the way he looked before he became a werecow O_O
Next time, I joke he might be related to a werelion...

*try to get the sleeping Johnny inside*
Um, little help here?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: Why don't you just teleport him inside? :/

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*facepalm*
Did I take stupid pills this morning?

*teleport Johnny inside*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*makes snoring noises*

*Fang follows in after them*

Fang: Rex is kind of in a huff right now...*sigh* This is a strange situation we are in...although he's kind of cute in a strange way sleeping. He looks squishy and hugable...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Guess Rex is going through a midlife crisis :/

*look at the sleeping Johnny*
Yup, he kinda is. But he's even cuter in his normal form :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*turns human, looking about the same weight as his rat form*

Fang: Is he still cuter? What we need to do is figure out why he transforms...