The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Judging by how much grass was missing, i think we are too late there

*sigh* I'm kind of scared of what Rex is going to do to me :/

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*sigh*
I'm scared too... and I'm scared he wouldn't let me see you while this is all happening...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*starts chewing something*

O_O

more cud...

Why do cows have to have four stomachs? Why do they have to vomit their food up and keep chewing it?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

O_O

Oh, what do we do?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't know...maybe we should just go see Rex...standing here isn't going to solve anything...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*nod*
You're right. We better go now.

*look at him*
Unless you want to get dressed first...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Um...right...

*goes to bedroom and gets dressed*

*goes back to Yuna*

Ok...that was a fight with my pants...but I'm ready...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay.

*teleport with Johnny to the HQ*
Hello? Anyone here?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*Rex comes out of a room and notices him*

Rex: Werecow?

Yes...

Rex: Hm...how many times have you changed?

I don't know. I think just once...

Rex: Hm...then you probably wouldn't be making milk yet. You;d have horrible stomach cramps if that was the case...

*while Rex is talking he wanders off*

Rex: We could always have you mate with a bull to speed up the...Johnny? Where'd he go?

*walks down the hallway and starts to change into a werecow*

*finds his way outside and helps himself to some grass*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

If he's mating with anyone, it's me -_-

*look around*
Johnny? Oh, not again.