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Sgt Floyd

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*looks on the menu*

Hm...interesting. Maybe I'll get the rabbit...funny how much they are charging for it when I can get them for free from the forest :stick_out_tongue:

And remind me to activate the electric fence around the island...
 

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*Wakes up in chains*

Huh?

**Jaz... I;m chained up in the lab.... How do we get home?**
 

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Maybe they first have to go to the forest to hunt for the rabbit and then slaughter it :stick_out_tongue:

Yup, will do.
 

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*the waiter comes back*

Waiter: Have you decided what you want?

I'll have the rabbit...and the lobster. And steak rare.

Waiter: Are you going to be able to eat all of that?

No, of course not. The steak is for my dog.

Waiter: Right....
 

Sgt Floyd

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*the waiter leaves*

Heh...the steak really is for me :stick_out_tongue:

So, how's it feel to be treated with respect and not get weird looks when you're with me?
 

Yuna Leonhart

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It's nice to be treated with respect but I don't care about the weird looks I usually get. All that matters to me is to be with you.
 

Sgt Floyd

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A nice lady like yourself shouldn't be hanging out with a punk like me :stick_out_tongue:

But seriously, amazing how different he's acting now, huh?
 

Yuna Leonhart

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This nice lady happns to love the punk she's hanging out with :stick_out_tongue:

Yeah... like he's allowed to be mean to guests who don't look wealthy...
 
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