The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

And now I own a restaraunt. Maybe I didn't think this through...O_O

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm, perhaps we can figure something out...

 

[PanthraDion]

(Thought that I should include of what Alan looks like. And here's a link to who I'm modeling Alan after.)
This isn't making any sense! Let me repeat what has been said so far.
The Dual-Changers were a small but diverse group of shape-shifting type animals who had only a few forms who lived in small groups close together. And when the Dual-Changers got to where they are today, or possibly were, something happened that caused some of them to vanish for long periods before re-appearing acting all strange?
Alan: Yes. There are reports of some of these returning Dual-Changers looking like mutated things.
Mutated things?
Alan: Yes. They were mutated and changed beyond recognizability.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well...might as well go tell the chefs I'm the new owner...

*goes to the kitchen*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*just follow Johnny to the kitchen*

 

[Misskermie]

*sits in metal living room*

*thinks: Man, we took cyborg too literally huh...?*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Chef: It's about time this place was under new management.

Why?

Chef: The old owner just cared about money. Didn't care about the customers, or the quality of the overall experience. I try my best to make food with what I have. I've even used my own money to get supplies because the owner was too lazy and too cheap to do it. Did you fire that waiter yet?

He was the reason I bought the place, just so I could fire him.

Chef: Haha. Well, he deserved it

 

[Misskermie]

*turns on TV*

BLACK AND WHITE?! I'M NOT THAT OLD!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I would say this new management is gonna make sure every costumer is treated fairly. The old owner and the ex-waiter probably never heard of the phrase "costumer is king"

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Chef: or "the customer is always right."

And now I need to hire a new waiter...

Chef: and maybe some more chefs?

Uh...sure. I can see what i can do...

*suddenly just stares at the chef*

Chef: *looks at Yuna* Is he ok?