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Sgt Floyd

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No wonder why I didn't want to live in the rich part of the city :stick_out_tongue:

*the waiter comes back with the food*

Waiter: I already put the steak in a container for your dog

Uh, thanks.

Waiter: So how did you become rich?

.......does it matter?

Waiter: No, I'm just trying to start a conversation
 

Yuna Leonhart

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With guys like these, who would want to? :stick_out_tongue:

*don't say anything when the waiter comes back until he mentions he wants to start a conversation*
Please, we would like to eat in peace.
 

Sgt Floyd

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Yeah, can you leave?

Waiter: With someone so rich I would have thought you would have done something amazing.

I'd rather not talk about this while I'm eating.

Waiter: Can you believe some people though? People should present themselves a bit better. Some biker came in here yesterday with I guess his girlfriend. Honestly, i thought he was going to pull something, but no...he was actually able to afford the place. But then again, who knows how he got the money in the first place

*is getting sick of this*

Was he blonde? Wore a trenchcoat? Two belts, green skull necklace and some seriously bright green eyes?

Waiter: Huh? Yeah...he did...

Seriously, don't talk about about people. you don't know who knows each other. He's a friend of mine.

Waiter: What?!?!

Trust me, he's rich. Don't judge people by the way they look. Otherwise, I'm just going to leave without paying

Waiter: O_O D-don't do that. I'm sorry. Um...I'll just...um...call if you need anything...*walks away embarrassed*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*get really mad about the way the waiter talks about Johnny*
The nerve of that guy. If he had said one more word, my lasagna certainly wouldn't end up in my stomach.
 

Yuna Leonhart

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He doesn't deserve a tip anyway :stick_out_tongue:

*eat*

And I think I'm gonna eat dessert somewhere else :stick_out_tongue:
 

Sgt Floyd

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Haha, yeah, you do that XD

*finishes eating and puts hat and glasses back on*

*pays*

*looks at the waiter* I want to talk to the owner.

waiter: O_O W-why?

Just get your owner, even if it's on the phone.

*the waiter hesitantly calls the owner*

*takes phone*

Hello, how much for your restaurant? Really? That's it? Hah! I can give that to you in cash. I'll buy it........great! Bye!

*hangs up*

Looks like I'm the new owner of the place.

Waiter: O_O

You're fired and you are not getting your paycheck for this week. Good bye.

*the waiter looks like he's about to pass out*
 

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*finish eating around the same time as Johnny*

*listen to Johnny talk to the owner*

*hide a laughter behind my hands at the waiter's reaction*
 

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*sits on the counter*

What are you waiting for? leave.

Waiter: *is in shock*

Whatever...*pulls out phone* Now what's the number for bouncers for hire?

*the waiter leaves, muttering to himself*

That was strangely satisfying
 
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