The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Maybe more bat demons just pop into existence? Or they hatch from chicken eggs.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We reproduce by mitosis

 

[Hubert]

*facepalms*

Obscure science terms...and we know you ain't gonna joke about them...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Mitosis is the splitting of one cell into two identical "daughter" cells. I was very much indeed joking

 

[Hubert]

*rolls eyes*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*shrug*
I guess my chicken egg idea was a bit of a stretch. But as long as bat demons don't get extinct, who cares how they reproduce, right?
*think Reproduction's got to be the most awkward topic in the whole wide world...*

So, anyway, how do you think Grace's coping with the cops? I sent Shadow after him to keep an eye on her in case she gets into trouble again.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Are you just mad because I totally dodged the initial question?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah...lets just move on from reproduction and me dating.

As for Grace, I don't know what to do. She always thinks that she can get out of situations by herself and always refuses my help.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

She is a stubborn teenage girl. She really needs to learn that she can't handle everything by herself. But she never seems to learn her lesson or she forgets it faster than me forgetting an accounting record.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I keep hoping she will learn her lesson one day to not force the issues of monsters existing. But you know...I don't think that will happen. But I think we have bigger problems with these witches.

...you know, I haven't had blood in a while. I think I'll go get some...

*walks away and comes back with a cup*
*takes a sip and immediately starts choking*