The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*perched on a building gazing at the people in the streets below*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*gather up all my courage, which isn't very much, and run outside*
*mumbling to myself Oh, I so need help*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*flies down and grabs a random person at near invisible speed and returns to roof*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*run through the city, looking left and right for Sarge*
*think Where's the bat demon tracking device when you need one?*

 

[Hubert]

Oh gosh...Sarge...blood lust....gaah!

*grabs knife and cuts himself*

Let's hope this works...it's a long shot...but...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*takes off from building and swoops dangerously close to Yuna*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*flinch as I notice how close Sarge suddenly is*
Uh... hi?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*lands in front of Yuna twitching and snarling*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stand there, frozen on the spot*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*eyes briefly flash back to normal*

*screams at Yuna*