*walks back in finally calmed down*
Ok...I have a solution. Meet your new co-workers
*Snaps fingers and shadow creatures that look like normal human chefs appear*
Chef: *quack* O_O
*grins* You didn't see that, and I didn't hear that. Got it?
Chef: ........y-y-you're not human...
I know you're a were-duck
Chef: Where you reading my mind?
I was doing more than reading your mind.
Chef: What are you?
It doesn't matter what I am. Just be happy you got co-workers to help you.