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The Creature Calamity Club

Sgt Floyd

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.......

Chef: He's starting to scare me...

*smirks*

Chef: O_0

*starts to grin*

Chef: Ok, seriously, is this some kind of joke?
 

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Sweetheart *barely surpress a cheeky grin when I say this* your grin is quite charming but please tell us what you're thinking... or planning.
 

Sgt Floyd

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I'll see what I can do. Excuse me....

*runs out of the restaurant and starts laughing so hard he's crying*
 

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Chef: ........... Since you're back here you want a piece of cake or something? *looks nervously at Yuna*
 

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*the chef walks to the refrigerator and cuts a piece of cake and puts it on a plate*

*He hands it to Yuna*

Chef: Enjoy.....*quack*
 

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*walks back in finally calmed down*

Ok...I have a solution. Meet your new co-workers

*Snaps fingers and shadow creatures that look like normal human chefs appear*

Chef: *quack* O_O

*grins* You didn't see that, and I didn't hear that. Got it?

Chef: ........y-y-you're not human...

I know you're a were-duck

Chef: Where you reading my mind?

I was doing more than reading your mind.

Chef: What are you?

It doesn't matter what I am. Just be happy you got co-workers to help you.
 
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