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The Creature Calamity Club

Yuna Leonhart

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*freaked out that a monster hunter has been watching Johnny ever since he escaped*

*shriek when the hunter grabs me; look at him in fear*
 

Sgt Floyd

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Hunter: Don't worry, dollface. It's him I want. Not you.

*growls* Nobody talks to my wife like that!

*sinks into the floor and rises out of the floor under him, but the hunter dodges it*

Hunter: You can do better than that.

*attacks again, but the hunter somehow keeps dodging and antagonizing him further*
 

Sgt Floyd

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Hunter: Oh please, do you really think I would be unprepared to deal with a witch? Your spells can't hurt me.

*voice gets very deep and distorted and pretty terrifying sounding*

You people have ruined my life one too many times...

*eyes turn black like his true form*
 

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Hunter: Do you know how valuable a bat demon pelt would be? I'd be rich! Of course, YOU aren't a natural bat demon, so you're worthless. I need the real thing.

*a pentagram symbol made out of darkness appears under him and he...rather painfully looking, enters his true form*

*voice still sounding scary*

I will kill you so much that there will be nothing left of your remains

(aaaand cliffhanger!)
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*glare at the hunter*
Leave my husband alone, you little piece of sh**!

*see Johnny transforming; stare at the transformation with a dropped jaw*
 

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*runs outside... in PJ's*


HAPPY DAZE! :big_grin:

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I...
I don't know... Why...
 
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