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Sgt Floyd

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*** (In a demonic voice) Must. Kill.***

Hunter: Hm...this form might be even more valuable. Bring it on, moth breath.

*just stares at the hunter as if he's trying to formulate a good way to kill him*

Hunter: Come on, attack me.

*flies at the hunter, and crashes into an invisible barrier*

Hunter: Ooops, forgot I had that shield on. *points to a device in his belt*

*eyes glow brighter and the device explodes*

Hunter: And I really forgot about that O_O

*rushes at the hunter again and manages to slash him before he barely dodges, letting go of Yuna*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Oof!

*fall on my side*

*breathe heavily as I turn around and watch Johnny fighting*
 

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*skips along until she's hit by a car*


*Is flung into a back alley*


What a GREAT way to start my day...
 

Sgt Floyd

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*the hunter fires off a shot and hits him, but the bullet just bounces off*

Hunter: O_O What?

*picks the hunter up in a force choke and slams him against a wall in such a way to paralyze him, but not kill him. Slams him to the ground*

*stands over the hunter, bearing teeth and drooling a nasty black tar like substance*
 

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*gets up, brushes self off*

*rubs eyes*

I got dirt in my face... EW! IS THAT A...


*Is running out of the alley*
SPIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*keep my eyes on both Johnny and the hunter, wondering what is going to happen*
 

Sgt Floyd

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*sinks teeth into the hunter's throat and shreds it*

*seems to actually be eating the flesh*

*absolutely shreds the hunter to ribbons, possibly more brutally than when he killed the scientist as a reindeer*

*blood and gore is everywhere*
 
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