The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

If Johnny would fly as fast as he can, plus with the assistance of my Haste spell, he'd be way faster than Steve

And, unlike Steve, Johnny doesn't have masculinity issues, nor does he have any reasons to have them

 

[Vincent L]

Should we show some sympathy for Steve?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sends text*

"I'll get back to you on that"

*gets text*

"You wanna be a wise *beep*? How about a little competition?"

O_0

 

[Vincent L]

Compete? On what, running? Or sexiness?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Running would be problematic, but sexiness... Johnny would surely win

Still, I don't really like the idea of a competition :/

 

[Vincent L]

I think the texts seriously damaged his brain.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

"What kind?"

"Athletics. If you are SO much better than me, prove it."

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Is he talking about demon forms or human forms?

 

[Vincent L]

Are you confident you'll win? Because it'll be awkward if we lost.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

"human or monster?"

"both"