The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

I just tell them you're human. But ok.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I mean...to any of the new people. And any other monsters we meet...

 

[Vincent L]

I will keep that in mind.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

He meant if new tenants ask what kind of demons we are. Normal humans are better off thinking we're just humans, and nothing else.

Edit: ziffled

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*finally gets a picture back*

Look at that. He IS a unicorn...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*take a look at the pic*
Holy poop, I wouldn't have thought that. Nice horn

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sends text*

"Daw...you so puuurdy "

*gets text*

"At least I'm not a fat, ugly rat"

Touchy

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

He should see you shirtless in human form. That's a way hotter sight than a vulcano

 

[Vincent L]

Again, evil

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*grins*

*takes shirt and coat off, takes a picture and sends it*