The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

You took that seriously?!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, he is hot

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets text*

"How does that even work?"

 

[Vincent L]

Naked?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*read the message*
How does what work? How a lovable rat demon and look so hot in human form?

Edit:

*to Vince*
If anyone gets to see Johnny naked, it's me, got that?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sends text*

"I'm in better shape than you'll ever be. My demon form just has some extra padding to protect all that sexiness "

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*giggle*

We don't want anything to happen to this nice sight after all

 

[Vincent L]

I'm sure he's completely annoyed now. And probably a little freaked out.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hehe...good

*gets text back*

"Can you run at the speed of sound?"

No, but I can fly that fast

 

[Vincent L]

Maybe some Haste spells might help