The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Clerk: And nothing good ever comes from cyborgs! I was science fiction movies! The robots always end up trying to enslave humanity!

 

[Lola p]

Er... No. That's not what I do.


I just drink blood bags. Or the occasional willing donor.

*gets looks from everyone*

What!?

Ok, since I'm part werewolf, what do you think I could also be doing?

 

[Lola p]

*to clerk about cyborgs*


What!? Have you never seen TOM from toonami?! He is the nicest guy ever!

 

[Misskermie]

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! THAT'S IT LADY!!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Clerk: Killing people senselessly on full moons? And what's that thing's deal? She some kind of giant rat? Or maybe hyena judging on how much she's laughing...

 

[Lola p]

No, not at all.

Jaz... Not now.


I think sarge should explain about herself.


*empathy link*

**we should bring her back with us**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

**You think thats a good idea? You would need to do go about inviting her very carefully. We don't need her freaked out more than she already is...**

*stares at clerk* I'm a bat *hesitates* demon...

(You take over for clerks reactions)

 

[Vincent L]

Clerk: is it possible to be a bat and a demon at the same time?

 

[Lola p]

Clerk: *Twitch* so when are you all going to eat me.?
We aren't going to eat you.

I actually have a question... You seem interested in us... So, would you like to come back with us. To out apartments?

Clerk: sure... Why not....

Ok, Guys! Get back to the apartment ASAP!

 

[Misskermie]

She is SO lucky...