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The Creature Calamity Club

Sgt Floyd

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Clerk: Dragonfly ice cream? Does anyone want something normal in this place?

Me: Uh...can I have mint chocolate chip?

Clerk: NO! You can not have...oh...sure...
 

Vincent L

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Stop judging our tastes! What's wrong with liking dragonfly ice cream? Do you have something against frogs?
 

Sgt Floyd

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Clerk: Frogs?

Me: Oh no...

Clerk: I knew something was odd about you. No one has teeth THAT pointy!

Me: Ooooohh nooooo...

Clerk: You are monsters!
 

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Not me. I'm a physical representation of artificial intelligence, with the qualities of a human being!
 

Lola p

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Ma'am, excuse you! I have a serious dental condition!

*vincent clumsily pulls my hood down*


O___O
 

Sgt Floyd

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*everyone starts panicking*

Clerk: *holds ice cream scoop out as a weapon* Don't hurt me...I'll...I'll...I'll be forced to use this on you!

Me: *facepalm*
 

Lola p

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Please, madam, we mean you no harm. Please, put the ice cream scooper down.

**notices there are like 3 people besides them in the restaurant*

Please, just calm down..
 

Misskermie

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I need real oil now...

*Sees sports car drive by*


Be right back.

*Runs after it*
 

Sgt Floyd

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Me: *trying to hold back laughter*

Clerk: How do I know you won't do anything? *continues to hold the scoop* And you! Whats so funny?
 
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