The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

*face palms*


*pulls cloak off*


Look now. I am wearing a My Little Pony top. Would anything threating wear that?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*finally bursts out laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation*

Clerk: *slightly lowers scoop* So why is that one over there laughing like that?

 

[Lola p]

Madam, the way mortals think of us is, extreamly... Hilarious.



For instance: I am a vampire and werewolf hybrid. What do you think I do in my spare time?

 

[Misskermie]

*Runs back with oil in corner of mouth*

Ha ha ha! Pony top!

...

...

Wait, don't vampires start to like, shrivel in sunlight?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Clerk: If I say the wrong thing will you kill me?

 

[Lola p]

No, madam, I will not.

 

[Vincent L]

Will you calm down if I sing Halfway Down the Stairs?
(or Leave Me Some Magic, Octopus' Garden, whatever…)

 

[Misskermie]

Not unless you're a oil filled sports car.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*finally stops laughing and realizes she accidentally grew her tail* Oops...

Clerk: *shaking* Um...well...I've always heard vampires mercilessly hunt people down for blood, and then either kill them, or turn them into their vampire slaves...

 

[Misskermie]

Well, that's a sterotype.