The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO MY BED?! I had to order a new mattress, and new sheets, and a new blanket because of the chicken stains. And you, you sit on your little throne and laugh, 'haha, Hubert is getting a new mattress all because of me, and he didn't even ask me to pay the 800 bucks the mattress cost because it was made of a special foam to help his bad back that he acquired after a battle in an attempt to try to help me'

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I LEFT THE CHICKEN IN A CONTAINER! I DIDN'T PUT IT DIRECTLY ON YOUR BED!

DON'T MAKE THINGS UP!

 

[Lola p]

*Yuna, help...*

 

[Hubert]

DON'T MAKE THINGS UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

THE CHICKEN WAS PLAIN ON THE BED, THE CONTAINER SITTING BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*contact Grace*

**What? Are you in trouble again?**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDN'T LOOK ON THE BED BEFORE LAYING DOWN. YOU PROBABLY LAID ON IT, KNOCKING IT OUT!

*throws Hubert with enough force to knock him through several walls*

 

[Hubert]

REGARDLESS OF THE FACT, YOU PUT IT THERE! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE BECAUSE YOU PUT IT THERE! I DON'T CARE HOW IT GOT OUT OF ITS CONTAINER, YOU STILL PUT IT THERE!

 

[Lola p]

**the cops got me*

What are you going to do to me?

I
**they don't know I'm a monster*

 

[Vincent L]

(no, they don't)
Cop: SHUT UP and don't ask! You ruined my patience enough already.

(in other words, I can't find a good explanation. Someone take over?)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hubert, just pay for Sarge's stuff if you know what's good for your health...

*to Grace*
**Alright, I come over**

*teleport to the police station*