The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*slow clap*

You gonna pay for the things you broke? -_-

 

[Hubert]

Nah, you can do that.

 

[Vincent L]

Where's Grace? She usually noses around situations like this.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*drily*
Very funny, Hubert.

*go over to him and kick his shin*
That was for holding me against the wall.

*go away from Hubert, mmbling And next time, I'll aim farther up north*

 

[Hubert]

I wasn't going to do a thing to you, until you went running down the hall.

 

[Lola p]

HUBERT! GUYS! HELP!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*grabs Hubert in a telekinetic force choke, lifting him off the ground, eyes completely white...fur looks a bit wilder than usual*

Pay for my stuff...*voice gets deeper and distorted* ...or I will kill you. *tightens hold...choking him*

 

[Vincent L]

Cop: What you need is help from a psychiatrist.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You know, if this is about the chickens, Hubert, then this was a stupid payback for something so petty.

*watch with interest Sarge choking Hubert*

 

[Hubert]

*pushes Sarge back*

It wasn't just about any chickens, it was about a certain chicken that someone put on my bed!