The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

I won't pay for his stuff unless he pays for my mattress.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*eye twitch*

*shoots red plasma beams out of eyes*

(in the DP universe, red is the strongest color energy blasts, green is usually the weakest)

 

[Lola p]

*glares*

I'm not normal.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*enter the police station*

Hello?

*think I'd rather watch the showdown in the apartment*

 

[Lola p]

*whos Doing the cop now?*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(No idea, I don't even know why they're after you this time. Unless we go with Vince's idea and you're arrested for breaking out so often? :/)

 

[Vincent L]

(You can do the cops yourself.)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Excuse me, but who are you? What business do you have with the prisoner?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'm Yuna. The "prisoner" is my friend. what has she done this time?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Well, Yuna. Your little friend here is a bit of an arsonist. She blew up a diner.