The corny joke thread

[Mary Louise]

Q: How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?

A: Take the spoon out of the glass.

 

[Kiki]

Ok, anyone from New Zealand please don't take offense, it's just a sheep joke. I'm not being racist or anything.

Steve: *holds inflatable sheep under armpits* What am I?
Warren: I have no idea mate...
Steve: Duh! I'm a Kiwi pimp!




Oh and I have another.






There once was a farmer and his sheep dog. One day, the farmer decided to count the sheep, so he told the dog to count the sheep. At then end of the day the dog came back and said that there was 400 sheep. The farmer said "I don't believe you". So the farmer recounted the sheep, and there was only 394. The farmer asked his dog "Why did you say 400 if there is only 394?" and the dog replied...









"I'm a sheep dog. I rounded them up!"

Did you hear about the Coke Vendor who tried out for American Idol?
They said he was best suited to sing Pop

Daniel

Q. "How do you make Lady Gaga annoyed?"
A. "...Poker Face."

Q: How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?

A: Take the spoon out of the glass.

LOL! These are great, guys!

 

[Kiki]

Be prepared for the lamest joke evarr...



What hand do you stir your tea with?
























Wait for it now...










































....be patient...












Here it is...























...Well- most people use a spoon.





Horrible. I know.

 

[Mary Louise]

I love lame jokes so much, Kiki! Thanks! Okay, can anyone guess this one?

A dog was tied to a ten-foot rope, but he walked twenty feet. Why?

 

[Teheheman]

5 feet with each paw?

Daniel

 

[Mary Louise]

5 feet with each paw?

Daniel

Nope!

 

[Pork]

because the rope wasn't tied to anything?

 

[Pork]

There are two groups of people in the world;
those who believe that the world can be
divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.

 

[Pork]

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician (it is said) were holidaying in Scotland. Glancing from a train window, they observed a black sheep in the middle of a field. "How interesting," observed the astronomer, "all scottish sheep are black!"
To which the physicist responded, "No, no! Some Scottish sheep are black!"
The mathematician gazed heavenward in supplication, and then intoned, "In Scotland there exists at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black.

 

[Mary Louise]

because the rope wasn't tied to anything?

That's right!