The corny joke thread

[The Shoe Fairy]

Chuck Norris Doesn't Feel Pain, Pain Feels Chuck Norris!

Did you know that Chuck Norris is Currently sueing the Makers of Law and Order claiming that they are trademark names for his left and right legs?

Chuck Norris Lives in a Roundhouse!
Man we gotta stop putting these here.

 

[Pork]

Man we gotta stop putting these here.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands!

LOL!

 

[Oscarfan]

Chuck Norris Jokes Huh!

Chuck Norris Once spent 3 hours staring at a carton of orange juice just cause it said concentrate.

Chuck once tried to hang himself with a cordless phone.

Chuck was watching the Superbowl & when someone yelled quarterback Chuck thought he wanted his money back.

Chuck though you had to go to Harvard to pass a dope test.

Chuck is so clueless that he cant afford to pay attention.

Chuck once got hit by a parked car.

Chuck went to the movie theater & there was a sign that said under 18 not admitted so he went home & got 17 of his friends.

Chuck went to an old antique store & asked if they had anything new.

I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris jokes aren't about how dumb he is.

 

[animal0606]

I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris jokes aren't about how dumb he is.

Lighten up they are jokes I never stated he was dumb. It could of been anyone's name in front of the jokes. Now go enjoy The Delta Force.

 

[Oscarfan]

A rotten joke my friend won't stop reciting:

How do you catch a squirrel?











































































































































































































....Almost there....




























































































































































..Gettin' closer....


























































































































































*stereotypical desert fauna*









































































































































Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Horrible, ain't it?

 

[The Shoe Fairy]

A baby mosquito is just learning to fly, so his Mum sends him out on a test flight. He flies around the table and comes back home and his Mother asks him how he went. And he says "Mommy! Mommy! I did good! I flew 'round the table and everybody clapped!"

 

[Teheheman]

The dalmatian wanted to start hiding from his mother, but couldn't cause he was already spotted lol.

Daniel

 

[Kiki]

Why are pirates pirates?































They just... ARRRRRRRRR! X3

 

[MartyMuppets]

Here's one for Fraggle Rock fans.

What is the Gorg family's favourite brand of cheese?









































































































































































































GORGonzola of course.