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The corny joke thread

Pork

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What's red and looks like a bucket.......







an angry yellow bucket.

(hehe)
 
Pork

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what's green and looks like a bucket?

a sick yellow bucket.







what's old and grey and sits in the middle of a base ball field?



a filing cabinet. (Don't ask me why, I don't have an answer)
 
ZootyCutie

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Here's one!

What do you call a slow Pikachu?
A Pokey-mon!:big_grin:
 
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What's faster: hot or cold?



Hot. Because you can catch a cold!
 
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Why did Beethoven get rid of chickens?







because they kept going, "BACH, BACH, BACH"
 
Ilikemuppets

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Ha, ha...Hardy har har... Clap, cough, awkward silence...:stick_out_tongue:

That's what I love about these jokes.:zany:
 
SSLFan

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And now....

The cornest of all corny jokes:


Why did the chicken cross the road?


















To get to the other side!:smile:
 
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