The corny joke thread

[Pork]

What's red and looks like a bucket.......







an angry yellow bucket.

(hehe)

 

[Pork]

what's green and looks like a bucket?

a sick yellow bucket.







what's old and grey and sits in the middle of a base ball field?



a filing cabinet. (Don't ask me why, I don't have an answer)

 

[ZootyCutie]

Here's one!

What do you call a slow Pikachu?
A Pokey-mon!

 

[Skye]

What's faster: hot or cold?



Hot. Because you can catch a cold!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Haha! I liked that joke, sweetie!

 

[lael]

Why did Beethoven get rid of chickens?







because they kept going, "BACH, BACH, BACH"

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Ha, ha...Hardy har har... Clap, cough, awkward silence...

That's what I love about these jokes.

 

[SSLFan]

And now....

The cornest of all corny jokes:


Why did the chicken cross the road?


















To get to the other side!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Um...No comment...

 

[SSLFan]

Um...No comment...

LOL! Youv'e got me rolling on the floor! It's pretty easy for a person to make me laugh for some strange reason.