The corny joke thread

[abiraniriba]

Odd Job

A man comes to somebody's house and says "I do odd jobs. Do you have any odd jobs for me to do?"
"Sure," says the other guy, "Tell you what, I'll pay you $100.00 a day to put on a gorilla suit and walk around my backyard crowing like a rooster."


Now that's an odd job

 

[lael]

I posted this on a diff thread yesterday.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4 leaf clover?








~ A rash of good luck! HA!

 

[Flavio]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
















Two white horses fell in the mud

 

[lael]

Oooooooo! HA HA HA HA HA! ! ! That's a good one Flavio!

One day, while I was petting a Shetland Pony at the zoo, a friend of mine asked, "How are you today?"


I responded, "Ooh, I'm feel'n a little horse. You?" now that's a corny joke.

 

[Beakerfan]

*snorts* Wowwwww. That's a good one.

 

[lael]

Thanks Beakerfan! I've got a ton uvm. I love a bad joke. I thought this was kind of comical:

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.

HA HA HA! Who knew?

 

[Flavio]

Oooooooo! HA HA HA HA HA! ! ! That's a good one Flavio!

One day, while I was petting a Shetland Pony at the zoo, a friend of mine asked, "How are you today?"


I responded, "Ooh, I'm feel'n a little horse. You?" now that's a corny joke.

Along the same lines:

Man, I fell asleep in a barn last night, and I'm a little worried, because I woke up a little horse.

 

[ZootyCutie]

I got one that I find to be hilarious!

Why did Napoleon Dynamite cross the road?
Because he felt like it, GOSH!

 

[lael]

HA HA HA! THAT'S NICE! HA HA HA! I LOVE IT! HA HA HA!

 

[Pork]

ok here goes


What's yellow and looks like a bucket?




















a yellow Bucket!