The corny joke thread

[D'Snowth]

Oh unless it was the brick that was thrown up into the air from the previous little story.

Yep! Marty got it!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Hooray! I Am The Champion!!!

 

[Beakerfan]

Ohhh! Now that makes the first story funny! Hardy-har-har!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Don't cry. It's only a joke

 

[D'Snowth]

Which name is more popular, Bill or William?

 

[Teheheman]

Let's see. Ah, here we go
There was a guy in the produce section, he went in there feelin kinda peachy, he met the woman of his dreams and they left there a pair. Well, he decided that it would be a romantic thing to propose to her in the same spot in which they met, so he popped the question right there, and she said "I will, under one condition. My dad is very strict and wants us to have a traditional wedding, so we have to do that" He said "So I guess that means that we CANTELOPE?"

Daniel

 

[MartyMuppets]

Which name is more popular, Bill or William?

Is this meant to be another joke Snowthy?

 

[Teheheman]

Which name is more popular, Bill or William?

Neither, they're the same aren't they?

Daniel

 

[D'Snowth]

Is this meant to be another joke Snowthy?

Yeah, that's why I'm waiting for someone to make a guess so I can reveal the punchline./

 

[MartyMuppets]

In that case I'll guess Bill.

Naturally why wouldn't I?