The corny joke thread

[D'Snowth]

They never call me up for anything anymore. Used to, if something came up they felt they'd need my help in something (taping a local TV show, testing studio equipment, et cetera) they would call me and ask me if I could come in, but they haven't called me in to do anything in MONTHS now.

 

[Super Scooter]

Why did the train cross the road?































... 'cause that's the way it's tracks went!

 

[Faylo]

What's brown and sticky?




























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A STICK!

 

[Beakerfan]

OH! Wow. It took me a little longer than I would've liked to get that. Haha!

Knock knock!

Who's There?

Noah!

Noah who?

Noah good joke?

 

[sarah_yzma]

Oh so horrible.....but so good all at the same time.....

 

[MuppetsRule]

This Indian goes to the psychiatrist. Says, "Doc, doc, I'm so confused. One minute I think I'm a wigwam, the next minute I think I'm a Teepee."

The Doctor says, "You know what your problem is?"

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"You're two tents."

 

[MartyMuppets]

What's green, sits in the bathtub and whistles?





















































The answer is a pineapple!

HUH! A pineapple isn't green.
But you can paint it green
A pineapple doesn't sit in the bathtub.
But you can place it in the bathtub
Wait a minute. A pineapple definitely doesn't whistle.
Ah. I only put that in to make it difficult. Chortle Chortle Hardy-Har Har

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Mrs. A: My aunt's skin itches so badly that she wants to go in for skin grafts.
Mrs. B: Sounds like a really rash decision to me.

 

[Super Scooter]

My footwear is made of authentic Chinese leather!

How can you tell?

Well, they call it MOO-SHOE!

 

[Princeton]

How did the cheeseburger propose to his girlfriend?











































With an onion ring!